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Bryan

BryanDaMonster — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 14:05:07 CST

Bryan

Episode 16: Boston Pat

tglinatsis — Fri, 25 May 2007 21:56:13 CDT

Boston Pat joins the crew, and tells everyone about his company Stay Classy (a philanthropic social network). Tim, Parker and Bryan spend the next half hour bouncing all over the map, including bathroom stories, power yoga stories, the golf outing, and stripper stories.

Zach shows up 3/4 of the way through the show...but makes up for his tardiness by buying the guys a pizza.

Harry

Anonymous — Mon, 21 May 2007 22:40:05 CDT

It all started when someone put something in my drink. Next thing I know I wake up, and to my horror...
For a good laugh, check out my blog at http://www.jerrymandering.com

Episode 15: Midgetsu

tglinatsis — Sun, 20 May 2007 12:28:31 CDT

Episode 15 was recorded on Thursday, May 17, 2007 at Bryan and Zach's place. Tim, Harry, Bryan and Parker cover a bunch of goodness, including the famous internet midget story, Tim's trip to Mexico, Zach's MTV saga (continued), and several minutes of off-topic stuff.

Double-D (Dan)

tglinatsis — Sun, 20 May 2007 12:24:12 CDT

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Zach

tglinatsis — Sun, 20 May 2007 12:23:45 CDT

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Tim

tglinatsis — Sun, 20 May 2007 12:23:05 CDT

Tim is the founder of Turnip Network, and the creator of Turnip Soup. You can find info about his official stuff here.

Pete

tglinatsis — Sun, 20 May 2007 12:22:39 CDT

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Parker

tglinatsis — Sun, 20 May 2007 12:22:05 CDT

Parker "Fortress Defender" Larson

George

tglinatsis — Sun, 20 May 2007 12:18:54 CDT

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Turnip Soup

Anonymous — Fri, 18 May 2007 14:55:49 CDT

Turnip Soup is a weekly comedy talk show / podcast hosted by several different members of Turnip Network.

Originally started with the intent of being a news show covering "odd news," Turnip Soup has evolved into a roundtable format that's more of a sophomoric conversation between buddies.

In general, the approach to Turnip Soup is "how can this be funny?" The hosts of TS make jokes almost non-stop, and it's important to remember that the show is for entertainment.

In other words: don't get pissed...just have fun.

(Photo, left to right: Bryan, Harry, Tim and Parker)

Dugans

tglinatsis — Sat, 05 May 2007 17:55:18 CDT

Coined in episode 14 by Tim and Parker, the term "Dugans" (or singular, "Dugan") is used as a synonym for "breasts." There appears to be a somewhat complicated link between the term "Dugans" and DD/Mrs. D.

Episode 14: Mrs. DD's

Anonymous — Sat, 05 May 2007 16:33:25 CDT

In episode 14, DD joins the guys for his first show, and corrects Parker's referral to his wife as "Mrs. DD's." Doubtful that he's telling the truth, the guys ambush his wife over Skype...

This episode also features the "Ask a Mexican" segment (where it was identified that Jerry is 76.4% Mexican) and Zach's tales from the MTV reality circuit.

Episode 9: John Talks Haggis

tglinatsis — Sun, 29 Apr 2007 19:44:12 CDT

In episode nine, John discusses the wastefulness of Americans. Using haggis as an example of Scottish resourcefulness (using all the parts of a sheep), John points out the irony in Americans' distaste for haggis but love of hot dogs.

John

tglinatsis — Sun, 29 Apr 2007 19:37:25 CDT

John is a Scotsman, and while he lives in the U.S., is Scottish in about every way.

He's got a propensity for drinking, and very little patience. His first appearance was in episode nine.

Episode 13: Sound Effect City

tglinatsis — Sat, 28 Apr 2007 22:57:35 CDT

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MNR Episodes

tglinatsis — Sun, 22 Apr 2007 20:17:39 CDT

All the deets on MNR episodes.

Carmine

tglinatsis — Sun, 22 Apr 2007 20:16:34 CDT

Carmine is a bolstery dude from somewhere in the northeast. His first appearance on MNR came in Episode 6, where he spent several minutes complaining about California.

Though it's not clear where exactly Carmine is from, it is assumed (from his accent and anecdotes) that he is from either New York or New Jersey.

We are able to tell, by deduction, that Carmine has moved from the northeast, and now takes residence in California.

Personalities

Anonymous — Sun, 22 Apr 2007 20:14:03 CDT

There are several different personalities that "stop in" from time to time on MNR. Here's a breakdown.

Double D (DD)

FortressDefender — Sun, 22 Apr 2007 19:29:22 CDT

"Double D" is a nickname given to Dan Dugan, a buddy of the hosts. It's especially fun because it sounds like the bra size of his wife to those who don't know the background.

Double D was officially introduced in Episode 12 (Live in Seattle) by Tim, who was amazed at the length of Double D's second toe.